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Old 02-18-2010, 07:13 PM
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Kehne Lagi Biwi , Sartaj Sunte Jana
Louto Ke Jab Sham, Ik Samsung To Lete Ana


Jaldi Hai Kis Baat Ki, Model To Sunte Jau
Kuch Waqt Ho Agar To, Number To Likhte Jau


Number Se Pehle Sun Lo, Function Hai Yea Zaroori
Mobile Hai Slideing, Per Ho Downloading Poori


Lcd Hai Colourful, Camara Pixle Hai 3mega
Tension Har Giz Na Lena, Set Hai Kuch Mehnga


Speaker Hai Sterio, Mp3 Bhi Sath Hai
Set Bilkul Aisa, Padosan Ke Bhi Pass Hai


Hand Free Yaad Rakhna, Data Cable Bhool Na Jana
Ho Sake To Darling, Mz Ki Warrenty Lana


Charger Ho Orignal, Quality Dekh Lena
Per Jaye Kam Paise, To Udhaar Le Lena


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Old 02-19-2010, 08:41 AM
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"HEIGHT OF BADLUCK"
A person who dials a number (written with lipstick on a phone booth)
And.......... .
His Wife recieve the phone.....!!.
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Old 02-19-2010, 08:43 AM
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At the Time of RUKHSATI Dulhay ke open Dhulai ho gayi
coz Mobile per The Ringtone Was:

"Dil Main Chupa ke Armaan Le Chale,
Hum Aaj Apni Maut ka Samaan Le Chale."
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Old 02-19-2010, 12:26 PM
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hey bhagwan haar baat ki koi limit simit hoti hai nasir jiii...
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bas ji aap jaisi koi achchi ladki nahi mili isliye
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hahahaha limit wo kya hoti hia shikha ji


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Old 02-20-2010, 01:30 PM
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Jab say begum nay mujhay murgha bana rakha hay
Main nay nazroan ki tarha sir bhee jhuka rakha hay


Bartano aaj meray sir pay barastay qiyoon ho
Main nay dho dha kay tumhain kitna saja rakha hay


Roaz leti hya talashee wo police kee manind
Poochtee hay kahan paisoan ko chupa rakha hay


Wohee dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar thehra
Jis nay khud ko yahan shadee se bacha rakha hay


Pee jaa is maar kee talkhee ko bhee hans kay shohar
Maar khanay main bhee Qudrat nay maza rakha hay





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At the Time of RUKHSATI Dulhay ke open Dhulai ho gayi
coz Mobile per The Ringtone Was:

"Dil Main Chupa ke Armaan Le Chale,
Hum Aaj Apni Maut ka Samaan Le Chale."


awsm.........!!!!!!
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haan wo to apko pasand aana hi tha

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