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Old 03-01-2010, 07:19 AM
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


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waah waah...... kya ...... sudh vichar hai aap ke !!

In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year,
they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


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apke vichar bhi hamse kam nahi hain


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waah waah...... kya ...... sudh vichar hai aap ke !!

In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year,
they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Shadi me khaney pe toot pare barati

wah wah

shadi me khaney pe toot pare barati

camra man faraz ke saath geo news karachi


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Shadi me khaney pe toot pare barati

wah wah

shadi me khaney pe toot pare barati

camra man faraz ke saath geo news karachi




bht umdaaah janaab!!!

sher me wazan hai.......

camere ka..............
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bht umdaaah janaab!!!

sher me wazan hai.......

camere ka..............
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