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Muje jala dena, ya dafna dena,
Marte waqt ek ghoont beer pila dena,

Main tajmahal nahi mangta Mere Dosto.....
Bas meri qabar pe ek girls hostel bana dena.
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School ke Dino me Pyar Hua
Propose Kiya Letter Dekar
Jawab Aaya Kitaab me Chupkar
Kabi mulakat hui hi Nahi
Qki Kitab Kbi hamne chui hi nahi
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Agar usko is baat ka khayal aa jaye,
khatam dunia ka sara bawal ho jaye,
lag jai tax ladkiyo ke make up par,
kasam khuda ki india fir se malamal ho jaye ,
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Bole Begam Ek din kuch kaam kyun nahi karte.
Muflasi ki dhop se bache chawara ho gaye.

Cheekh kar bola Mian ab is se barh kar kya karo.
Ham kabhi tarbooz kabhi Aalo bukhara ho gaye.
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Wo Aayi Thi Mere Kabar Pe
Diya Jala Ke Chali Gayi

Diye Me Jitna Tel Tha
Sir Pe Laga Ke Chali Gayi
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Aap har roz badal dete hai nuska hazrat....

Mar hi jaaon na dawaaon ka asar hone tak....!!!!
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Mujhe Aisa Koi Kamaal De Baba
Jo Har Ahfat Ko Taal De Baba

Kam Aamdni Se Ghar Nahi Chalta
Meri Bhi Lottery Nikaal De Baba

Munh Me Koi Hasrat Na Rahe
Mujh Ko Itna Maal De Baba

Ghar Wali Ke Haath Na Lag Jaye
Bahar Wali Ke Khat Sambhal De Baba

Aaj Hi Maangein Poori Kar De
Na Kal Pe In Ko Taal De Baba
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khud ko mohabat me phansa ke dekhte hai
hum bhi kisi haseen se dil laga ke dekhte hai

khyali pulaaw to kai bar khaya hai humne
aaj kisi dost ka behja kha ke dekhte hai

kaafi dino se ghar me ande nahi pake
kisi mehfil me apni gazal suna ke dekhte hai

suna hai us ka security system bada jadeed hai
aaj phir us ki murgi chura ke daikhte hai

aaj kisi bad zouq maizban ki mehfil me jaa kar
bhains ke aage been baja ke dekhte hai
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Faraz yaro ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Parde Main Bula ka Dekh liya.

Mout Bhi humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car ke Neeche Bhi aa ke Dekh liya.

Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se Bhi naha k Dekh liya.

Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe Bhi Ga ke Dekh liya.

Dil ka Bhi pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray Bhi karawa ke Dekh liya
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Jitni Shiddat Se Usne Mujhe Zakham Diye Hai Faraz...
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Utni Raftaar Se To Shoib Akhtar Bowling Nahi Karata.
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