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Q What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake?

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newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' ' Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Q What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake?

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