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#14
05-09-2009, 04:41 PM
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haha 
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Allah u akbar Allah u akbar laa ilaha illallahu Allah u akbar Allah u akbar walillahil hamd 
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#15
05-11-2009, 03:45 AM
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♥●๋•тσ ℓινє α ℓιƒє ι ηєє∂ нєαятвєαт, 2 нανє нєαятвєαт ι ηєє∂ α нєαят, 2 нανє нєαят ι ηєє∂ нαρριηєѕѕ, тσ нανє нαρριηєѕѕ ι ηєє∂ α ƒяιєη∂, αη∂ 4 α ƒяιєη∂ ι ηєє∂ υ.αℓωαｿѕ ●๋•♥
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#17
05-16-2009, 06:02 AM
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This Laws Should Be Implement
Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ********** LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. ********** LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ********** LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. ********** LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. ********** BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. ********** LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. ********** LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! ********** LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. ********** THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. ********** LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. **********
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#18
05-16-2009, 06:10 AM
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Sick leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
Not Allow ! me to ta ke leave.. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' Then He would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Sipho) asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was Pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give Me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What Are You doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for A Couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (Sipho) followed me, the Boss asked him '...And where do you think you're going?' (You're gonna love this.....) He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'
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#19
05-16-2009, 02:19 PM
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~*✩*~ EiD mUbArAkH ~*✩*~
Allah u akbar Allah u akbar laa ilaha illallahu Allah u akbar Allah u akbar walillahil hamd
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#20
05-23-2009, 10:05 PM
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Achchhaa hai boss ne ye nahee kahaa... Lo Mentos khaao Dimaag ki batti jalaao  Aur kaam pe lag jaao
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