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    ~~Funny Jokes



    MAN: Cut my hair short.

    BARBER: How short you would like to..?
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    MAN: itney chotey k meri biwi inhen pakarr na sakey...

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    Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband . . .

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    'MISS' for one hour and 'STRESS' for 23 hours everyday


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    '*, I Love You ,*'
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    Kehny mn 3 Seconds lgty hain..

    Explain krny mn 3 ghnty..

    Aur..

    prOof krny mn zindgi ka styAnas ho jAta hy..!!

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    shahid bhai

    Quote Originally Posted by shahidrocks


    '*, I Love You ,*'
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    Kehny mn 3 Seconds lgty hain..

    Explain krny mn 3 ghnty..

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    prOof krny mn zindgi ka styAnas ho jAta hy..!!

    very niceeeee
    but it's real facts..
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    ACCHI PATNI"

    AUR

    "BHOOT"
    ...EK jaise hote hai..........!!

    Kyonki inki baatein to sab karte Hai....,

    PAR......
    AAJ TAK Dekha kisi ne nahi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manish vaishnaw
    very niceeeee
    but it's real facts..
    THX Manish...
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    1st Boy: Pados Waali Budhi Lady Jab Bhi Kahi Shaadi Hoti Hai To Mere Gaal Khinch Kar Bolti Hai,
    "Ab Teri Baari Hai".

    Lekin Ab Usne Bolna Chhod Diya Hai..

    ...2nd Boy- Kyu?

    1st Boy: Kyuki Ab Jab Bhi Kahi Kisi Ki Death Hoti Hai To Mai Bhi Uske Gaal Khinch Kar Bolta Hu,,
    "Ab Teri Baari Hai"

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    hahaha...shahid,,,nyc jokes....
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    ,,,, "Try to obtain knowledge and ornament it with patience and dignity;
    ,, and be humble for the one who learns knowledge from you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruhy
    hahaha...shahid,,,nyc jokes....
    THXXXXXX Ruhy
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    5 bachoon ki maa tesri shaadi kar rahi thi
    nikkah ke waqt chota bacha rone laga
    aur dulha dar ke bhaag gaya
    kyun
    kyun ke Maa boli : "chup ho ja varna agli dafa sath nahi laoon gi :-)....


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