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Classical Insult...! B0y: I L0ve Y0u And Want T0 Marry With Y0u..! Girl: Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Kabhe Ainey Main??? B0y: Haan Dekhi Hai Tab He T0u Tere Pass Aaya Hu Warna Katreena Kaif K Pass Na Chala Jata Japani Kharb0zey K Muuh Wali...! 
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08-30-2012, 11:22 AM
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Keep Posting Shahid Bhai.....
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
. Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ROMANCE MATHEMATICS . Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Main Ye Nahi Kahta Ki Koi Tumhare Liye Dua Na Mange.... Main Bas Itna Chahta Hu Ki Koi Dua Me Tumhe Na Mange...!!!! PriNce ThaKur
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08-30-2012, 11:37 AM
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Hansooooo
Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi jo SITA hai) Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Sehwag.? why ?? why ?? :-) Ans:- Sehwag is an opener . Q4. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho............... Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). Q5. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- adidas Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ? Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!! Q7: Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done. Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! Want one more... Q8. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..?? Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold Q9. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple.. Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi Ek aur.. Q10. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder... Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha... Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain aapko............ Q11. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why??? Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!! aur chhaiye...theek hai................. Q12. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo??? Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha aakhri sawaal ..... Q13. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo??? Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye Chalo last one hai ! Q15.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there dont come any echo sound why ? Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!
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Main Ye Nahi Kahta Ki Koi Tumhare Liye Dua Na Mange.... Main Bas Itna Chahta Hu Ki Koi Dua Me Tumhe Na Mange...!!!! PriNce ThaKur
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09-02-2012, 03:33 PM
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teacher : beta jab bhi school me function ho bhaag lia karo.
student: Ji sir! main wohi karta hun,jab bhi school me function hota hai main bhaag ke ghar pahunch jata hun.
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What we see,observe and reciprocate is our attitude. Last edited by kaash : 09-02-2012 at 03:36 PM.
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