ek baar ek stadium me ek naye chaukidaar ki duty lagi hoti hai aur use cricket ki ya khilaadiyon ki jaankaari nahi hoti hai.
tabhi sachin tendulkar practice ke lie pahunchta hai.


Sachin: e gate kholo!


Chaukidaar: e bachhe andar kahan jaayega,aaj sunday hai!


Sachin: are main sachin hun!


chaukidaar: wo jo bhi ho,kal aana!


Sachin: par jaane kyun nahi de rahe ho?


Chaukidaar: are kaa pata pitch hi khod daalo!!

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What we see,observe and reciprocate is our attitude.

Ek american jasoos india me ghoom raha tha.


ek bhikhari: saab! kuch de do?


jasoos: e hat! hat!


bhikhari: saab aise kyun kah rahe ho!


jasoos: hum american hai aur yahan jasoosi ke lie aaya hai.


bhikhari: saab! isse aapko kya milega.


jasoos: money milega,paisa.

bhikhari: wohi to saab!wo aapke bheekh maangne ka style hai ye apne.
lao kuchh chhutta nikaalo.

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What we see,observe and reciprocate is our attitude.

Do berozgaar doston ki naukari lag gayi.
tankhaav waale din dono khushi khushi ek doosre se mile.

pehla: ahaa ahaa! kya baat hai bhai! aaj to paise bahut khanak rahe hain,kahan job lagi!


doosra: chhod yaar! kuch aur baat kar!


pehla: are kya yaar! tu bhi na,bata na !


doosra: nahi ! kuch aur baat kar yaar!


pehle: achha main nahi bata raha isilie na! are mere ko jasoosi ka kaam mil gaya hai yaar,ek uncle ne apni wife ki jasusi ka kaam dia hai!
ab tu to bata na teri kahan job lagi! tujhe to mujhse bhi zyada rakam mili hai!


doosra: are kya bataun yaar. us uncle ki wife ne mujhe teri hi jasoosi karne ke lie rakha hai.

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What we see,observe and reciprocate is our attitude.